Interesting Slogan...

i was on my cousin adelle's facebook.
she commented on this photo.
in case you cant read it, it says
"Satisfaction with every Erection"


feel free to die laughing now.

i'm out.
<3

quote

so.
the roommate and i are watching grey's anatomy.
while watching this.. i heard a quote.


this episode features a girl with severe scoliosis.
dr. shepard and torres are like *we can make you stand up straight by cutting out a portion of your spine and reconnecting it with a mesh metal cage*
and the scoliosis girl is like.
*are you ferreal, because you know its not nice to mock a crippled girl*



i busted out laughing.
my roommate, nicki, doesnt know.. or rather.. hasnt made any mention of the crip whatsoever, so i just got a really weird look.

it was funny.

postsecret. <3

allie, i saw this and immediately thought of you.
just thought i would tell you. :]

i have a song

Miss Dani
Steven Speaks

I'm here again in the city
Reminds me of the time I drove to town to pick you up
Then we talked of leaving
We knew the bags we packed in the back would be enough
And it makes me wonder why we didn't go

Oh no Miss Dani
Why are we here in this town?
We could be driving
We could be to Mexico by now
Now Miss Dani
Why are we here on our own?
We could be together
Laying on a beach in Mexico
Miss Dani

I know timing wasn't perfect
When you said you wished we had met five years from now
You know I will be waiting
I still think we should have left two weeks go
And i think that deep inside you you still know

Oh now Miss Dani
Why are we here in this town?
We should be driving
We should be to Mexico by now
Now Miss Dani
Why are we here on our own?
We could be together
Lying on a beach in Mexico

And something I don't want to do
Is leave here without you
You know I could never stay
So I'm leaving anyway

Oh now Miss Dani
Why are we here in this town?
We should be driving
We should be to Mexico by now
Now Miss Dani
Why are we here on our own?
We sould be together
Laying on a beach in Mexico
Now Miss Dani

allie found these lyrics for me.
yay.
weeeeeeeeeee.
i has a song

yay college!

i'm at IU. finally. after 18 years of life, im in college.

i'm still iffy about it, actually.
im excited to be here, but at the same time i miss everyone.
i miss my friends. i have almost no one here with me. yes, i have gabby, and thats all fine and dandy, really. but i dont have anyone else. and thats upsetting. i miss everyone. i reaaaaaally miss jordan. like ferreal. i didnt think that would hit me this early. i saw him tuesday after all.. but i do. i think its because i realize that i probably wont see him for a while, and that makes me sad. really really sad. ive gotten out of the dorm a bit. but i figured something out about myself, i cant approach people and talk to them. its hard for me to do. so, because of this, i havent met many new people. i mean, ive got nicki [the roommate] and ashley [seans girlfriend] but lets face it, other than people i've already known, ive made maybe 4 new friends since ive been here. i dont just randomly walking up to a group of people and introducing myself. thats not me.

but, dont get me wrong. i'm having a blast. today gabby and i went up to the college of arts and sciences expo at the IMU. that was fun. after that we went to culture fest. i didnt stay with gabby for long, i went back to the dorm for a bit. [i had a package of printer paper that was getting a little heavy] so, i dropped that off, chilled in the room for a bit then went out exploring. i got to know a bit of the campus.

now..
PICTURE TIME!!

THE FRIDGES

MY DESK

MY CLOSET

MY BED

MY BOOKS. :/

tada!!
ok. all done.
<3

the updated version

THE Q-WORDS

qtastic
qmazing
qriffic
qrilliant
qnique
qtarded
qnificent
qrap
qtacular
qpendous
qdiculous



KAYLA!!! WHAT ARE THE OTHER WORDS?!!!!

the 'Fiends' list

this is for you, my dearest kayla:

THE FIENDS LIST

chem lab fiends
independent study fiends
wasting time in bio fiends
wasting time in general fiends
starbucks fiends
tard park fiends
wing day fiends
soap opera watching fiends
tard swinging fiends
delicious music fiends
watersliding fiends
brownie making fiends
antwooon drawing fiends
Q-word making fiends
new word making fiends
college-going fiends
dance-making fiends
idle-threat making fiends
cornhole fiends



i cant think of any more...

but there you go kayla..the fiend list.
:]

the last post before college...maybe...

i'm doing my shout out post now. i leave for college soon. i'm excited/scared/nervous/sad/every other possible emotion known to man. i dont know what college has in store for me, but i'll do it. i'll get through it. i know i will. i found out who my roommate is today, her name is nicki wishart. we texted for a bit earlier. she seems nice. i still dont know much about her yet, though. willis is in florida being a beach fiend, i miss him. but, he comes home soon, so its all good. :]

now for the purpose of this post. the shout outs.

my dear friends. i am leaving you very soon, or rather, YOURE ALL LEAVING ME! DAMN YOU AND YOUR STARTING EARLY!!! its a sad thought, but its also very exciting. i will mis you all terribly.

Kayla-- oh dearest kayla. how i love you. you and i are a fun couple of people. the words we make up, the funny we create, and the cheesey soap operas we watch. im going to miss all that. youre an amazing person. im going to miss poking fun at the mullafro. im going to miss all your silly little threats. i love you kayla.

Jordan-- Willis, Jordan..whatever i decide to call you... you are amaaaaaaaaaaazing. you and i, we fit. we fit well. i love us. i love all that we have. you make me so unbelieveably happy. i want you to know that i love you. i am going to miss the hell out of you. i love having you around all the time, and when that stops, it'll be hard, but we're us. we can do it. i love you. please dont miss me too much, i will be back. <3

Jen-- jen, jen, jen. you are an amazing person, my dear. you and i didnt really start talking til this year, but i'm so very glad that we did. you are one crazy chick. and i love that. the words youve just randomly blurted out will stay with me forever. i am going to miss you a lot, jen. i hope you have an amazing life. have fun in college.

Allie-- you are going to have so much fun in college, i have a feeling. try not to let your dorm get too messy... i love you allie. youre amazing. i will forever miss our pasta fridays, our random burn parties, and the late night conversations about absolutely nothing. im going to miss you dear, im going to miss you a lot.

ok. i know there are more people. but i'm far too lazy to type them all right now.. ill add them in later. i love you guys.

--dani

please do this....

So You Think You Know Me...
(2 Points) My name:
(4 Points) My last name:
(4 Points) Who am I in love with:
(1 Points) Where did we meet:
(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(1 Points) Where do I work:
(3 Point) What am I afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke :
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(3 points) Do you think I'm a virgin:
(1 Point) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many:
(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(1 Point) How many piercings do I have:
(4 Points) How many tattoos do I have:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) Whats my favorite color:
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 Points) Whats my phone number:
(4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear:
(4 Points) Do I have any pets:
(2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now:
(5 Points) How long have I been dating them:
(5 points) How tall am I:
(5 Points) What is my worst habit:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

I'll send you your grade...

80-85 Points; Best Friend.
70-79 Points; Great Friend.
40-69 Points; Friend.
20-39 Points; You should hang out with me more! Ask me when.
00-19 Points; Either you're a crappy friend, or you're new friend

upppppppppdate

things are finally starting to slow down.
yay.

IU orientation was this week. [thursday and friday]
it was fun.

i got my campus access card [student id card]
i registered for classes.
i met some cool people.

hoo rah.

now im uploading photos.
wee!

details.
hmm.

my schedule for first semester:

8:00am-8:50am [mon./wed./fri/]--chem lecture
11:15am-12:05pm [mon.-fri.]--precal/trig
12:20pm-1:10pm [mon.-thurs.]--french
1:25pm-2:15pm [mon./wed./fri.]--english
1:25pm-2:15pm [tues./thurs/]--chem discussion
3:30pm-6:30pm [mon.]--chem lab


im sorry if thats hard to follow.
basically..
monday-- classes start at 8, done at 6:30
tuesday/thursday-- classes start at 11:15, done at 2:15
wednesday/friday--classes start at 8, done at 2:15

yay for easy schedules!

they put on a little play thing.
it went a little like this.

sing a song about college
cast goes and gets drunk at a party. a very drunk guy sings a song about how very not drunk he is.
cast goes to a party the next night, drunk guy from the night before decides to not drink. theres a song about sluts.
guy who decided not to drink ends up raping some chick..but he thought she was kidding.
it leads to a song about consent.
play ends.

it was hilarious..
especially the song about sluts.
it made me think of kayxlaface.

i decided to get a dell and not a mac.
this is because i really didnt want to spend money on buying the software i wouldve needed to buy to make the mac work for me and my purposes. that and i can get a pretty yellow computer. yaaaaaay.

my mouth hurts.
i hate my teeth right now.
i need to make a trip to the dentist, yo.

ok. i think im done updating for now.
bye bye.
ily.

i did it.

i graduated.
i did it.
im done.

hoo freakin rah
yay dani.

this has been a crazy week.
crazy good, not bad.

dad flew in on friday.
i saw him for all of about 5 hours while he was here.
he came to my grad party, but i was far too consumed in hanging out with people to talk to him.
he came to graduation, we hung out afterwards.
we said our goodbyes. it was sad. it always is. but! no tears. for the first time ever. woo dani.

my party.
it was amaazing.
i love my friends.

graduation.
also amazing.
i saw everyone.
it was cool.

stevens party.
woo. that was fun.
yay.

carries party.
i missed it.
but we partied at starbucks all night, so its cool.

my phone(s)
they get a lot of use.
last night was fun.
3 hours and some odd minutes.
its a record, yo.

woo.

i like this happy emotion i seem to be feeling.
its kinda killer.
not gonna lie.
i think i'll keep this one around for a while.
ya know, until i start thinking about that chem placement test i just took, and failed...
damn.
failure.
blah.

bonfire.
tonight.
party.
amazingness.
yay.
note to self. dont fall in it.

oh yeah. guess what i didnt do sunday..
I DIDNT FALL.
hells yeah.
im amazing.
fersure.

i has a pretty camera.
its super sexy.
fyi. you know youre a picture whore when youve taken 141 pictures within a two day time frame.


willis.
youre all injured and whatnot.
you say youre fine. but i dont believe you.
this worries me.
=[

allie.
im sorry i woke you up for nothing.
i owe you my left kidney and half my liver.
ily.

ok. thats all for now.
off to kokomo.

bye bye
ily

yay for updates.

its been a good couple of days.
im happy about this.

my head is no longer a whirlwind of complexicated emotions.
im happy.
just happy.
yay dani. =]

my dad will be here in 3 days.
i havent seen him in over a year.
yay dani.

sam will more than likely be here on friday.
havent seen her in over 3 years.
again, yay dani.

no more school.
yay dani.

graduation sunday.
yaaaaaaaaaaay dani.



i am still outfit-less for graduation.
minor setback that i am determined to fix.
not a problem.

my phone died.
AGAIN.
sorry willis.
=[
people in my house are incapable of putting phones on chargers....

and im listening to flogging molly for the first time in forever.
requiem for a dying song. download it. love it.

uhhh..
anything else worth noting?

oh yes.

REMINDER:
TAKE CHEMISTRY PLACEMENT TEST BEFORE THE 12TH!!!
IF I DONT, NO COLLEGE FOR DANI.
MUST NOT FORGET!!!!

ok.
im done.
i love you all.

<3
dani