Dirpy!!!!

This website has saved me countless amounts of money.

Click here for musical wonder!

bahahahaha

I feel better about my life now.
Win.

no really..

is it august yet?

She was easy.. So was I...

[song. almost honest. josh kelley.]

I had a lovely afternoon. An afternoon full of taco bell, bouncy things, and hookah goodness. oh. and very profound conversation with my beef. gotta love it.

oof.

i have an incredibly short fuse when it comes to stupid as of late.

just a note:

you think its funny, but i'd appreciate it if you would think before you speak sometimes.

a very profound evening

I love being able to have conversations of meaning with people who are of intelligence. it makes me quite happy.

ps. i just like mohawks, especially when they wiggle, and the feeling of this carpet is unpleasing to the toes.

oy vey..

College should just be free.
It'd make my life 239842390482348283 times easier.

Ouch.
Ouch ouch ouch ouch.
That is all.

kill me now

i feel like death.
ugh. please, i just wanna be able to breathe out of my nose...

News Flash

I can no longer post anything without fear of being scrutinized, or fear of receiving angry phone calls from people out of nowhere.

to those of you who know what i'm talking about, public information or not, people should not be afraid to say their opinions. whatever they may be, they are theirs and theirs alone. i'm sorry for what happened. but next time, stop and think that maybe, just MAYBE what was written was written to avoid a situation. perhaps writing it was an outlet. however inappropriate it may be in your eyes, it was an outlet so that things didnt blow up. great job avoiding that one guys. brilliant.

ahem

avatar is the shit.
i know this is a bit delayed.
but i thought i would inform the world that avatar is a brilliant movie.
kbye.