"Can call all you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telephone! "

[Song. Telephone. Lady GaGa.]

i find it quite odd that, while i consider myself to not be a "phone" person, whenever i am on the phone with my beef, we never talk for less than an hour. ever. we talk about the most crucial of things, obviously. what else could one occupy such a long time frame with? haha. :]