(603): Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
(1-603): that's awkward
this made me giggle.
and think of allie and kayla.
check out the site:
Click here.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
wow. just.. wow.
In August 2007, a woman in Rochelle, Ga., successfully committed the crime of purchasing and ingesting crack cocaine. But after she split her purchase and smoked one third, she found she wasn't intoxicated. Fearing that she had been ripped off, the woman, 53-year-old Juanita Marie Jones, called local police to enlist their help to "get her money back." When deputies arrived at her home, she showed her purchase to them, and they promptly arrested her for possession of crack [source: AP].
Friday, February 20, 2009
is my party and i'll cry if i want to.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLIE!!!!!
today is my besties 19th birthday.
i was going to sing her a song via her voicemail, but she answered the phone when i called. so. she gets a blog instead.
:D
Happy birthday my dear, i hope it was a good one.
-love ya
dani
Saturday, February 14, 2009
oh windows
so. microsoft has reached a whole new level of stupid today.
i just saw a commercial for windows photo gallery thing. the 4 1/2 year old one.
at the end.
they had a new slogan.
"windows, life without walls"
correct me if i'm wrong.. but..
if you didnt have walls, you couldnt have windows.. yes?
really dumb.
really funny.
i just saw a commercial for windows photo gallery thing. the 4 1/2 year old one.
at the end.
they had a new slogan.
"windows, life without walls"
correct me if i'm wrong.. but..
if you didnt have walls, you couldnt have windows.. yes?
really dumb.
really funny.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
i get to bitch now.
okay.
i have a new pet peeve.
like ferreal.
it REALLY bothers me.
i've gone downstairs twice now, i want to wash my blankets and whatnot.
both times ive been down there some dumb bitch was loading three washers with her clothes.
i absolutely hate people like that.
really.
wash what you need, not all of your clothes at once.
its really fucking annoying to people like me who have to walk down 4 floors of stairs just to get to the laundry room to see your dumb self filling all the washers.
okay.
i'm done.
i'm highly annoyed.
ick.
i hate high maintenance girls. really. they bother me. a lot.
i have a new pet peeve.
like ferreal.
it REALLY bothers me.
i've gone downstairs twice now, i want to wash my blankets and whatnot.
both times ive been down there some dumb bitch was loading three washers with her clothes.
i absolutely hate people like that.
really.
wash what you need, not all of your clothes at once.
its really fucking annoying to people like me who have to walk down 4 floors of stairs just to get to the laundry room to see your dumb self filling all the washers.
okay.
i'm done.
i'm highly annoyed.
ick.
i hate high maintenance girls. really. they bother me. a lot.
Friday, January 2, 2009
Hello 2009.
So. it is now 2009. time to talk about 08 in review.
it was a good year for me. it really was.
i graduated.
i went to college.
i'm growing up. [scary scary thought]
there were lots of awesome things that happened last year. starbucks nights. wing days. youth nights. awesome adventures with friends. i can honestly say that it was a greaaaat year.
i dont have any resolutions for 09.
i never keep them. ever.
i'm done making resolutions.
so i'll say this. i'll just have fun.
i'll have fun with my friends.
i'll have fun at school.
i'll have fun at home.
i'll just have fun.
i like fun.
its my fav.
okay. i'm done rambling now. :]
happy new year.
it was a good year for me. it really was.
i graduated.
i went to college.
i'm growing up. [scary scary thought]
there were lots of awesome things that happened last year. starbucks nights. wing days. youth nights. awesome adventures with friends. i can honestly say that it was a greaaaat year.
i dont have any resolutions for 09.
i never keep them. ever.
i'm done making resolutions.
so i'll say this. i'll just have fun.
i'll have fun with my friends.
i'll have fun at school.
i'll have fun at home.
i'll just have fun.
i like fun.
its my fav.
okay. i'm done rambling now. :]
happy new year.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
20 favorite moments of 2008
20. monday nights at 9, watching intervention with mom.
19. phone calls with dad.
18. lazy movie days at home.
17. witnessing catfights at MHS. [those were always the best]
16. running an 11 minute mile. [see, i can run. and you all doubted me.]
15. bike rides with the doggy.
14. hanging out at the waterfall with stacey.
13. getting overly excited about american idol.
12. sleeping in til noon.
11. turning 18.
10. the van. 'nough said.
9. purchasing this laptop, with my own money.
8. baking with allie.
7. the many starbucks nights. [i love all who participate]
6. going to and from school with carrie. we had a great time.
5. wing days!!!
4. tard parking it up!
3. graduating.
2. spending time with jordan. ily :]
1. not letting my first semester of college kill me. its a proud moment.
19. phone calls with dad.
18. lazy movie days at home.
17. witnessing catfights at MHS. [those were always the best]
16. running an 11 minute mile. [see, i can run. and you all doubted me.]
15. bike rides with the doggy.
14. hanging out at the waterfall with stacey.
13. getting overly excited about american idol.
12. sleeping in til noon.
11. turning 18.
10. the van. 'nough said.
9. purchasing this laptop, with my own money.
8. baking with allie.
7. the many starbucks nights. [i love all who participate]
6. going to and from school with carrie. we had a great time.
5. wing days!!!
4. tard parking it up!
3. graduating.
2. spending time with jordan. ily :]
1. not letting my first semester of college kill me. its a proud moment.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
because i'll forget to do this later.. why? because i suck at blogging.
THE NEW YEARS SHOUT OUT POST.
yeah. its about a month too early.
but.
deal with it.
:]
2008. by far the greatest year ever. i graduated. i'm in college. [and i'm loving every minute of it...except for these god forsaken finals..] and even though i'm in college, i've managed to maintain some pretty awesome friendships with some of the coolest people in the world. this is a post dedicated to you guys. you guys are my favorites.
youre always there to make me laugh when i'm upset, or to bitchslap me when i'm getting too out of hand. :p always there to place the appropriate "i'll push you down the stairs" threat when it needs to be said *cough cough* KAYLA *cough cough* i love you all. here come the shout outs. *note* the order does not mean i love you more, but i can let you think that if you want. :p
Jordan [Willis]- well. i did it. i can finally look at you and go *his name is jordan* whereas, a year ago, that was impossible. i blame your family. its their fault. well. i love you. you make me smile. youre my best friend. you and i have had one kickass year. i loved every minute of it. well. except for this one thing. youre all the way over there. and i'm all the way over here. that sucks. you make me happy. you make me laugh. youre
amazing. times 2. i love you. lots. <3
Allie- oh best friend. i miss you. youre amazing. i can always count on you to make me laugh. you say the silliest things sometimes. i love you for it. over christmas break, we'd best be doing some major hang out time. i love you allieface. your amazing.
Kayla- kayla kayla kayla. how i love thee. you are my numba one ho, fosho. <--- thats me being gangsta. i hope you liked it. you and i, we're like two peas in a peapod. i love you dearly. whenever i think b-dub's, i think of you. whenever i see a squirrel, i think of you, whenever i look at a meat cleaver, you'd best believe your face pops in my head. i love you. i love you and your hair. you are awesome.
Jen- oh jen. youre perhaps the most kickass person ever. driving from ft. wayne, to b-town, and then to purdue. and then doing it again, but backwards. you rock. i love you for that. that was one of the most awesome weekends ever. i can always run to you when i need something crazy and outlandish to say. i love you.
Nicki [Otis]- my roommate. my most favoritest roomie. i love our 5 year old craft time adventures. i love your drunk song. i love your lysol obsession, it makes for good laughs. youre an awesome individual. thanks for that. :]
Lisa- my future roomie. lisa. youre amazing. you make me laugh. next year is going to be so awesome. i'm stoked. have fun in dallas my dear. :]
but.
deal with it.
:]
2008. by far the greatest year ever. i graduated. i'm in college. [and i'm loving every minute of it...except for these god forsaken finals..] and even though i'm in college, i've managed to maintain some pretty awesome friendships with some of the coolest people in the world. this is a post dedicated to you guys. you guys are my favorites.
youre always there to make me laugh when i'm upset, or to bitchslap me when i'm getting too out of hand. :p always there to place the appropriate "i'll push you down the stairs" threat when it needs to be said *cough cough* KAYLA *cough cough* i love you all. here come the shout outs. *note* the order does not mean i love you more, but i can let you think that if you want. :p
Jordan [Willis]- well. i did it. i can finally look at you and go *his name is jordan* whereas, a year ago, that was impossible. i blame your family. its their fault. well. i love you. you make me smile. youre my best friend. you and i have had one kickass year. i loved every minute of it. well. except for this one thing. youre all the way over there. and i'm all the way over here. that sucks. you make me happy. you make me laugh. youreamazing. times 2. i love you. lots. <3
Allie- oh best friend. i miss you. youre amazing. i can always count on you to make me laugh. you say the silliest things sometimes. i love you for it. over christmas break, we'd best be doing some major hang out time. i love you allieface. your amazing.
Kayla- kayla kayla kayla. how i love thee. you are my numba one ho, fosho. <--- thats me being gangsta. i hope you liked it. you and i, we're like two peas in a peapod. i love you dearly. whenever i think b-dub's, i think of you. whenever i see a squirrel, i think of you, whenever i look at a meat cleaver, you'd best believe your face pops in my head. i love you. i love you and your hair. you are awesome.
Jen- oh jen. youre perhaps the most kickass person ever. driving from ft. wayne, to b-town, and then to purdue. and then doing it again, but backwards. you rock. i love you for that. that was one of the most awesome weekends ever. i can always run to you when i need something crazy and outlandish to say. i love you.
Nicki [Otis]- my roommate. my most favoritest roomie. i love our 5 year old craft time adventures. i love your drunk song. i love your lysol obsession, it makes for good laughs. youre an awesome individual. thanks for that. :]
Lisa- my future roomie. lisa. youre amazing. you make me laugh. next year is going to be so awesome. i'm stoked. have fun in dallas my dear. :]Saturday, October 18, 2008
bring on the rain
Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
ily. :]
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
ily. :]
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
you can hate me, after you pay me.
Prostitution is the World's Oldest Profession [And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional]
Cobra Starship
Do you know who I am?
Good, neither do I.
Got nothing to say (got nothing to say)
but if you pay me I can play the fool.
Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.
Do you remember when the only thing that mattered was
taking time for the things you love?
But now you’ve got to humour all these fools.
Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.
If you need me I’m your man.
But you don’t wanna see me mad.
Oh! No! We don’t care!
You’re a pro and it’s no surprise, yeah.
Oh! No! We don’t care!
Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.
Two reasons for this post:
1. I love Kayla.
2. I love Cobra
:]
Cobra Starship
Do you know who I am?
Good, neither do I.
Got nothing to say (got nothing to say)
but if you pay me I can play the fool.
Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.
Do you remember when the only thing that mattered was
taking time for the things you love?
But now you’ve got to humour all these fools.
Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.
If you need me I’m your man.
But you don’t wanna see me mad.
Oh! No! We don’t care!
You’re a pro and it’s no surprise, yeah.
Oh! No! We don’t care!
Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.
Two reasons for this post:
1. I love Kayla.
2. I love Cobra
:]
Thursday, September 25, 2008
ChemCalc
Chemistry Calculator.
http://djgames.110mb.com/chemcalc/
Im helping make it.
Check it out.
Love,
Dani
[LIES! love, jordan. :] ]
p.s. [to dani]
I love you. So, so so so so so much.
Just want you to know that, dear.
Im so looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.
You have no idea.
Really, you dont.
I cant wait to hold you.
I cant wait to see your beautiful smile.
I cant wait to make that beautiful smile.
I love you, dear.
<3333
http://djgames.110mb.com/chemcalc/
Im helping make it.
Check it out.
Love,
Dani
[LIES! love, jordan. :] ]
p.s. [to dani]
I love you. So, so so so so so much.
Just want you to know that, dear.
Im so looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.
You have no idea.
Really, you dont.
I cant wait to hold you.
I cant wait to see your beautiful smile.
I cant wait to make that beautiful smile.
I love you, dear.
<3333
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
yay for allie and i
[15:52] squishysrock4695: my roommate is serously in a class callled " walking class"
[15:55] sonotperfect423: ?
[15:55] sonotperfect423: she walks for a grade?
[15:55] sonotperfect423: i would fail
ahaha
i make myself laugh
[15:55] sonotperfect423: ?
[15:55] sonotperfect423: she walks for a grade?
[15:55] sonotperfect423: i would fail
ahaha
i make myself laugh
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