Saturday, November 27, 2010

The Wicked Witch at Last is Dead!

"As Mayor of the Munchkin City in the county of the Land of Oz, I welcome most regally."
"But we've got to verify it legally"
"To see"
"To see.."
"If she"
"If she.."
"Is morally, ethically.."
"Spiritually, Physically.."
"Positively, Absolutely.."
"Undeniably, and Reliably"

"As Coroner, I must affirm, I've thoroughly examined her. And She's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead!"

Monday, November 22, 2010

one more thing..


"in december drinking horchata.."

[horchata. vampire weekend.]
a few things:

1. i feel as though i cannot say this enough, to chelsea and kylee, you girls are the best. thank you for letting me crash at your place so much. and for my flame key. its almost as sexy as the two of you. :]

2. the word "pimp" appears before the word "shop" in my phone's T9. win? yes.

3. Horchata by Vampire Weekend could very well be the best song in existence.

4. I GET TO GO HOME TOMORROW. i miss my family. i cannot wait to see them. :]

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Indiana, the dry state

"You cannot get drunk on a Sunday, ma'am."
"Dani, you can't BUY alcohol on Sunday, but nobody said you can't get drunk on Sunday."

I love my other roommate. She's delightful.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

a message from my grandfather? i think so.

[lets get away from it all. frank sinatra.]

Let's take a boat to Bermuda
Let's take a plane to Saint Paul.
Let's take a kayak to Quincy or Nyack,
Let's get away from it all.

They say there's no place

quite like home
A charming thought it's true
But until the world we roam
how can we be sure

Let's take a trip in a trailer

No need to come back at all.
Let's take a powder to Boston for chowder,
Let's get away from it all.

We'll travel 'round from town to town,

We'll visit ev'ry state.
I'll repeat, "I love you sweet!"
In all the forty-eight.

Let's go again to Niag'ra

This time we'll look at the Fall.
Let's leave our hut, dear,
Get out of our rut, dear,
Let's get away from it all.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Skipping Class to go Spelunking!

I went on my surprise vacation today.
I went caving. :]
It was a lot of fun.
I have the best friend ever. :D

things i love:

*Straight No Chaser in the morning.
*Having the best other roommates in the whole world.
*Having the best support system known to man.
*Getting really good advice from he who always eats indian without me. [I really gotta learn to start TAKING that advice sometimes..]
*The color yellow.
*Vanilla Lattes.
*My little brother and his lady killin' ways.
*Jason Mraz.
*Having THE best mom ever. :D
*Ryan Reynolds [marry me.. please]
*Tiny Pomeranian's named Buddy.
*Frank Sinatra cover songs.
*Singing in the car.
*Cats named Henry waking me up by jumping on my face.
*The IU song.
*Dr. Pepper
*Retail Therapy.
*Road Trips.
*Text messages from random people who make me smile.
*Dancing like no one is watching.
*Truck Days.
*Mountain. Dew.

Monday, November 8, 2010

An apology:

Sorry to everyone that I'm friends with.
I keep whining to all of you concerning my life drama.
I'm going to stop doing that.
None of you deserve to be my on-call therapist.
Thank you for being there for me though.
You guys rock.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Dear SPEA,

Quit giving me classes to take that Onestart wont let me add. :/
This scheduling thing is really starting to stress me out.
Love, Dani

Time for an update on my life:

Well, kids, it's November. Time for an update on the things in my life that i KNOW you could care less about. But guess what? Class is boring me to tears, so you get to read this anyway.

1. to the boy in the boston celtics shirt that came into work saturday: you smelled absolutely wonderful and your eyes were gorgeous. please come back soon. i liked staring at you. :]

2. i have the best friends the world could ever ask for. to c-wikka wikka and beef especially, you guys have put up with so much bullshit and whiny behavior from me as of late. i'm terribly sorry for that. you both know that i'm generally a happy person and i hate that i've been so terribly whiny. you guys are both really awesome about listening to my anger induced rants. thank you. i love you both. to the rest of you, i love you guys too. :]

3. halloween weekend was quite fun, work and all. i got to wear pajamas to work saturday. that was nice, considering i totally forgot to set my alarm and woke up 3 minutes before i had to walk out the door. Nick brought bathrobes for us to wear while working. it was probably the best thing ever. a lady called me unprofessional. i told her she had no holiday spirit [i said this in a kidding manner, so she didnt get angry, but i was being totally serious]. i love that my manager lets me talk like that to the jerks. :]

4. the family moved back to michigan yesterday. this is both a good and bad thing for me. while i havent seen them in some months [with the exception of mom's visit last month] i will definitely miss them. they live 6 1/2 hours away now. do you know what that means? holidays and planned vacations. no more impromptu trips just because i want to go home. mom insists that i can still do that, but really? i dont think so. i like this though. i get to see my aunts and uncles a lot more. :] and did i mention its a house with beach access. awesome? yes.